Another good one from fark

‘Eight classic, wonderful toys that were banned forever because children are stupid and hurt themselves with lawn darts’

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ddisabatino/8-banned-kid-toys-from-yesteryear-6sel

(U-238 Atomic Energy Lab? Writer of story suffers from idea the more smart-a$$y you make something, the funnier it is. Not so, Kemo Sabe.)