Wear this sign around your neck …

… printed in block letters, your choice of colors:

I DON’T CARE

More of those me/me/me things:

I’m afraid all of the
‘I’m on my period’
Whispers will cause
Everyones cycle to
Sync and we will live
In a world where all
Women are on their
Period at the same
Time.

And you are worried
About zombies?

***

I just wish I could release
Myself from this
Relationship. It’s not love if
He hits you it just isn’t. It
Happens every day and I
Can’t take it I want out
But every time I try to
Leave it gets worse. I am
Such an idiot.

(Note to above woman: Shoot
The SOB.)

***

I’m so done.. I’m really not a
People person … But I
Honestly try to be nice to
Everyone… Even when they
Talk bad about me. So yeah
I’m done. I’m done trying to
Make everyone happy.