Thursday, December 20, 2012

What to do in Israel

Ess, ess.

“The Jews wandered in the desert for 40 years because they couldn’t decide where to eat.” (Sounds like a Jackie Mason joke.)

http://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/2012/12/13/visitor-to-israel-needs-to-know/?singlepage=true

“’Civility is not a high priority,’ as Barry Rubin delicately phrases it …”

From Comments:

Old joke:

An Israeli, a Brit, a Russian, a Vietnamese, and an American are sitting in a restaurant. A reporter comes by and asks, “Excuse me, but can I get your opinion on the recent grain shortage in the third world?”
The Brit asks: “What’s a ‘shortage’?”
The Vietnamese asks: “What’s ‘grain’?”
The Russian asks: “What’s an ‘opinion’?”
The American asks: “What’s the third world?”
The Israeli asks: “What’s ‘excuse me’?”

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