Typical modern US reporter’s writing …Or how to suck at your job

“Ruff Start Rescue partners with PetSmart to house cats so they can gain exposure and have the chance to be adopted.”

http://kstp.com/article/stories/S3700592.shtml?cat=1

(OK, let’s look at phrases and modifiers. “Ruff Start Rescue partners … so they can gain exposure and have the chance to be adopted.”

(Link at fark.com, whose editor does not care that much of the stuff he cites sucks.)