Headlines:
‘Student excited dad got head job’ – The Daily Kansan.
‘One-armed man applauds the kindness of strangers’ – Tulsa World.
‘Lady Jacks off to hot start in conference’ – The Lumberjack, college newspaper in Nacogdoches, Texas.
‘Jets-Patriots jumphead goes herey barllskdjif fkdasd fg asdf’ – New Orleans Times-Picayune, so maybe it’s in Cajun.
‘Girls’ schools still offering ‘something special’ – head’ – This is Glouchestershire.
‘Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone no to take poison’ – The Daily Utah.
‘Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism’ – The L.A. Times. The “Chick” mentioned was Councilwoman Laura Chick.
’17 Remain Dead in Morgue Shooting Spree’ – The News and Observer.
‘Woman in sumo wrestler suit assaulted her ex-girlfriend in gay pub after she waved at man dressed as Snickers bar’ – Evening Herald.
https://thoughtcatalog.com/nico-lang/2013/10/25-crazy-news-headlines-that-will-make-you-laugh-yourself-silly/
(There are others, but they are just a bit too much to print.)
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