We Westerners are much smarter than I thought

That is, American, European and Israeli intelligence people.

Arab sources a few years ago said Mossad-trained sharks attacked tourists swimming in the Gulf of Aqaba near an Egyptian-run hotel.

Iranian intelligence claimed Israel and the U.S. sent spy squirrels into Teheran.

Hezbollah claimed large birds flying from Israel were spying on their camps in Lebanon.

And now (drum roll, please): ‘Iran accuses West of using lizards for nuclear spying.’

“The former chief-of-staff of Iran’s armed forces said Tuesday that Western spies had used lizards to ‘attract atomic waves’ and spy on his country’s nuclear program.

“Hassan Firuzabadi, senior military adviser to supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was responding to questions from local media on the recent arrest of environmentalists.

“He said he did not know the details of the cases, but that the West had often used tourists, scientists and environmentalists to spy on Iran.”

https://www.timesofisrael.com/iran-accuses-west-of-using-lizards-for-nuclear-spying/