So this husband asked his wife to go to the hardware store

“While installing a new door, I found that one of the hinges was missing. So, I asked my wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the Manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. When the Manager was finished, Mary asked him, ‘How much is that faucet?’ The Manager replied, ‘That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $5,000’. Mary exclaimed, ‘My goodness, that's an expensive faucet - certainly out of my price range.’ She then proceeded to describe the hinge that I had sent her to buy. The Manager said that he had them in stock and it was $3.49, then he went into the backroom to get one. From the backroom the Manager yelled ‘Ma'am, you wanna screw for the hinge?’ Mary shouted back, ‘No, but I will for the faucet.’"

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