The absolute dumbest (and probably successful) fraud sent by thieving lobbyists

Picture a red cardboard tube, 16 inches long and 3 inches across, about the size of a 75mm shell, and each end with a white plastic cap. White letters on a red bumper-sticker-size application proclaim “EVIDENCE” and “TO BE OPENED BY AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ONLY.” The return address is:

United States Investigative Unit
5405 Alton Pkwy. Suite 5A # 369
Irvine, CA 92604

The letter inside the tube is bold all-caps on yellow paper and notes “HIGH ALERT”.

“DEAR (MRS. R.),

“AS DIRECTOR OF THE UNITED STATES INVESTIGATIVE UNIT, I HAVE PUT OUR ENTIRE ORGANIZATION ON HIGH ALERT.

“THAT IS WHY I AM MAILING THIS LETTER TO YOU IN A SEALED EVIDENCE BOX, (MRS. R.).

“BECAUSE AT THIS POINT, THERE IS MORE THAN ENOUGH EVIDENCE FOR THE UNITED STATES INVESTIGATIVE UNIT TO DEMAND IMPEACHMENT.”

The tube also includes a “REGISTERED POLL TO THE HOUSE JUDICIARY COMMITTEE … DEMANDING THE … COMMITTEE BEGIN IMPEACHMENT PROCEDURS AGAINST BARRACK OBAMA.”

“I HAVE STAFF AT THE READY, PREPARED TO PULL SILVER FOIL POUCHES FROM THE MAIL AND SET ASIDE YOUR POLL FOR URENT COURIER TO CONGRESSMAN DARRELL ISSA, HOUSE COMMITTEE CHAIR.”

The letter is four pages and is signed by Douglas Ramsey. Also, a recipient can check a box noting $5,000 donation or $2,500 donation.

As angering as the downright dishonesty of those people is the disdain for which they hold their victims. Those people believe their victims stupid.

As I have said before, there is a special place in Hell for those who hurt children and who steal from the elderly. I would like to see those people pushed into that corner soon.