Sunday, September 6, 2015

It ate the bikini babes!

That is not supposed to happen. But the Big Ass Spider ate at least three bikini babes! Three!

In horror films, bikini babes are sacrosanct, untouchable. (Cinematically and physical.) You get bikini babes playing volleyball, a big ass monster of any kind does not eat them. A bikini babe hits a volleyball too far, another bikini babe goes to get the ball, she sees the monster, screams, and all the bikini babes run away.

But the Big Ass Spider ate at least three. She shot out web stuff and caught one and dragged it into her big mouth. Then she ate another and then third.

For a while, it seemed she might even catch and eat a child. But director Mike Mendez did not break that rule. In horror movies, children often are threatened, but never eaten.

So if you see a movie where the monster eats kids, blame Mendez. He let bikini babes become spider food.

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