“I don't
particularly care for ‘Happy Holidays,’ in the sense that I want to use my
largest knife and gut the utterer of that horrid phrase, then decorate his head
with his intestines while I flay him with my sharpest boning knife.
“Wait....did I say that out
loud.
“I am immensely pleased to
be Jewish, and wouldn't have it any other way, but the reality is that America
is, for the time being, a Christian country, and there is absolutely nothing
wrong with saying ‘Merry Christmas!’ In fact, it is a rather nice phrase that
conjures up notions of kindness and fellowship and happiness and all sorts of
anti-SJW sentiments.
“So when you see me on the
street, please don't say that horrid phrase. A simple, ‘Merry Christmas’ is a
delight, and it is a phrase that should be much more widely used. And if we are
going to be honest, Christmas isn't really just a religious holiday any more.
It is secular and inclusive and a lovely excuse to smile and be happy and say
nice things and overtip and let the earnest but hopelessly incompetent clerk
think that he is doing a good job. Life is going to have lots of chances to
beat him into the dirt, so maybe you not taking the first swing is a good
thing.
“So...From this Jew to you
deluded heathens...have a merry Christmas.”
At Ace of Spades HQ.
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