Hand grenades -- When you really want to make a statement

Ceramic pineapple grenade salt and pepper shakes were among a couple of other gifts I gave to my wife for Christmas. She was surprised. “You gave me hand grenades?” she said, laughing. I suggested she take them to her office and put them in a prominent place. “No,” she said, shaking her head. “No, no.” I figured, sometimes when you want to make a statement …

(Ceramic copies, in case anybody doesn't understand. Not real hand grenades. Salt and pepper shakers.)