Monday, December 2, 2013

Not Hallmark Christmas movies

A successful business woman tells her family she has a fiancé, but she doesn’t, so she hires a man to pose as her intended; or better yet, she comes upon a handsome, intelligent, educated man whose car has broken down and he agrees to pose as her fiancé because it is so close to Christmas and he doesn’t have a family anyway, but on the second day at the woman’s family’s big house the volunteer decides they are greedy, money-grubbers and he says, “To hell with this,” and he walks away.

Or:

A woman who was adopted at age 1 decides her Christmas present to herself will be to find her birth parents. She searches at a courthouse, where she meets a handsome, intelligent, etc., man who finds her mission amazing and since he is a professor of history, he says he will help, and she naturally says “Oh, yes, thank you,” but in research in another town, she discovers through newspaper stories that her birth parents were killed by police during a drug raid that netted the removal from the streets of 125 kilos of cocaine, and then her helper announces he is the son of a man her parents owed $1.5 million, and when she says she does not have that kind of money, he sells her to a buyer of blonde harem women and she is sent to Abudabi or somewhere like that.

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