Monday, June 30, 2014

Solyent Yellow is … is wood chips!

“The cost effectiveness of this filler has pushed many chains to use progressively less chicken in their ‘chicken’ and cream in their ‘ice cream.’”

If the fast food folks jacked up the percentage of wood pulp, they might increase profit margin enough to pay the coming $10 or $15 federal minimum wage.

Euell Gibbons: “Ever eat a pine tree?” He was a profit prophet ahead of his times.

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