(Yes, the following is
satire. Today.)
NEW
YORK – Democratic socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said this weekend that the
Electoral College should not be exempt from the push for free tuition to all
colleges and universities.
“Students should
have the right to attend any college they wish – tuition free – and that
includes the Electoral College,” Cortez told a town hall crowd. Democrats in
the audience cheered her proposal. “Of course, I don’t, like, really know how
things actually work in the real world.”
Hillary Clinton has
called for the Electoral College to be torn down. Cortez disagrees. “I’ve never
known anybody who attended the Electoral College, but I’m sure it’s a nice
campus. Those who teach there probably love their jobs. We just need to make it
more accessible to more students. Free tuition will do just that.
Cortez admitted she didn’t even know in which
state the Electoral College was located. “One thing I do know, is that student
debt is making slaves out of college students. And that’s not right.”
Speaking of Hillary, she and husband Bill
announced today they’ll be going on a tour in the coming months, including
stops at college campuses. And yes, a stop at the Electoral College is on their
itinerary.
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