Thursday, March 7, 2019

Dumbassery


“Two U.S. lawmakers on Tuesday introduced legislation to pay veterans bonuses for serving in America's longest war.
"Sens. Rand Paul, R-Kentucky, and Tom Udall, D-New Mexico, introduced the bipartisan American Forces Going Home After Noble (AFGHAN) Service Act to ‘honor the volunteers who bravely serve our nation by providing bonuses to those who have deployed in support of the Global War on Terrorism, and redirect the savings from ending nation-building in Afghanistan to America's needs at home,’ according to an announcement."

During Vietnam, a congresscritter proposed, “Let’s just declare victory and bring everybody home.” A more peaceful version of Pvt. Hudson’s, “I say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.”

Sen. Paul, patting the soldier on the head, said, “You have done well, young soldier. Here is a check for twenty-five hundred dollars. I and a grateful nation thank you for your service.”

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