Wise Italian grandfather

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside. 

“Guido,” he says, “I wanna’ you lissina me. I wanna you take-a my chroma plated .38 revolver so you willa always remember me.”

Guido says, “But Grandpa, I really don’t like guns. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?”

Grandpa grabs Guido by the shirt and says to him, “You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna hava beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big a-home, maybe two, three bambinos.“

Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed witha ‘nother man. Whatta ya gonna do then? Pointa to ya watch and say, ‘Times up?’”