Too busy fake newsing the president and scaring the
citizenry with assumptions and wrong news on The Killer Virus.
“An alcoholic killer monkey has left one man dead and 250
injured after going on the rampage when his booze supply dried up in India.
“The
inebriated imp, known as Kalua, was formerly the pet of an occultist who fed
him hard liquor at his home in Mirzapur, Uttar Pradesh.
“But after his owner died, the bereft animal stopped
getting his supply of spirits and began prowling the streets in a furious rage.”
Comment: Shoot, if that had been Texas, at
least six bystanders would have blown it into next week.
Story first read at maggiesfarm.
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