A game show winner got a trip to San Francisco

The show’s announcer read a Chamber of Commerce-type list of things to see and do in The City by the Bay. 

Not once did the announcer say:

San Francisco, where you can sidestep smelly bums camped on city sidewalks. Sam Francisco, where you can dance around people taking a #2 between parked cars. San Francisco, where the smell of human feces overwhelms scents from fragrant flowers. San Francisco, where the person walking beside you might at any moment grab your purse or pull a knife and take all you have.

I would turn down the prize. I am not crazy.