From Reader's Digest Humor in Uniform:
Comedian Martha Raye was a great supporter of the military and made many
trips to Vietnam to entertain the troops. She also liked her scotch. One day, I
was told to report to my commanding officer, who ordered me to escort Ms. Raye.
He then added confidentially, “We’ve already been through three escorts. You’re
the only one I can think of she won’t be able to drink under the table.”
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