THEM: Whose skull is that?
ME (raising it to my lips and taking a drink): Some guy named Phillip.
THEM: What’s in it?
ME: Vodka and orange juice.
THEM:
ME: It’s a Phillip’s head
screwdriver.
(Send any complaints to borepatch. He started it.)
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