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Customer in NC complains barbecue was pink

“RALEIGH, N.C. - A North Carolina restaurant said a customer called 911 after her barbecue was pink, not understanding how the cooking process works. 

“Clyde Cooper’s BBQ in downtown Raleigh said the story may sound like a hoax, but in fact, it was real.”

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/restaurant-says-customer-called-911-over-pink-bbq