No, it’s a lion. Really.

LION: Woff, woff.

Ah, it’s a Chinese lion.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/08/16/china-zoo-idUSL4N0GH26V20130816?feedType=RSS&feedName=cyclicalConsumerGoodsSector&rpc=43

Closed for “rectification.”

You know what sometimes happens to Chinese officials who screw up and cause embarrassment? Not that it will happen in this case, but a bullet … Nah. Not for claiming a dog is a lion. Nah.