Monday, August 12, 2013

Yahoo main page news that verifies we are doomed

‘Selena Gomez dares in precariously slit dress’

‘Chrissy Teigen to Joan Rivers: I Never Wear Underwear’

‘Jennifer Aniston Addresses Pregnancy Rumors: It's Just a Couple of Pounds’

Royal baby's family snaps to make a Twitter debut

Melissa Gorga on Teresa Giudice's Legal Troubles: "She Knows I Have Her Back" (Who??)

Exclusive! Bella Thorne Instagrams the Teen Choice Awards (13 photos) (EXCLUSIVE!! – Who??)

11 Unique Cat & Dog Names that Will Whet Your Appetite (My appetite will not be changed by one name, let alone 11.)

Analyst: Console Sales Still Down, Low Demand for Current-Gen Content (Console TV, stereo? What is current-gen content?)

You'll Never Believe Which Stars Sell the Most Magazines (Nor do I care.)

Seven Cities at Risk of Rising Seas (If … If oceans rise 23 feet.)

Will Gareth Bale remain at Tottenham? (Who?)

Justin Theroux's A-List Birthday Bash (16 photos) (Who?)

Why Is the Kindle Fire HD Getting a Price Cut? (The what?)

Conclusions: (1) “News” focuses far too much time and space on entertainers – probably billions of dollars involved; (2) I am an old and crotchety man who needs to read entertainment news or ignore stuff that doesn’t matter. I’ll take the ignore curtain.


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