Hey, let’s rob the armed security guard!

"A security guard at a Houston, Texas apartment complex was approached by several men in a parking lot. One of the men pulled out a gun and the security guard drilled him. The other men fled, leaving their buddy behind. The wounded fellow went to the hospital and he’s expected to survive."

Or, the helpless woman with the big purse!

"A man in Lexington, Kentucky attacked a woman in a parking garage and put a knife to her throat. He demanded her wallet and she reached into her purse. In the confusion, the poor woman grabbed her gun by mistake and perforated the fellow. He fled to his safe place where folks called an ambulance for him. She flagged down some patrolling cops and told her story. The thief is expected to survive his wound."

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=64048

(A friend of my wife Facebooked something about women needed to get Tasers. My wife replied: “Look, you are from Arkansas and I am a Texas woman. Women need to get guns.”)