The golden goose of all triggers

As Lawrence Welk said: Wunnerful, wunnerful.

By The_Donald

“Stay with me Pedes. Let me preface this by saying I have friends that are cucks. I don't hold it against them. I tend to believe they will come to their senses one day.

“So I am talking with one of my cuck friends that is a Facebook shill reposting a bunch of Huffington articles. I was talking to him about his kids and school and which school they are going to attend because they go to private schools. He starts talking shit about Trump and Betsy DeVos and how they are going to ruin the school systems. And I say, ‘well you made your decision to go to private schools long before Trump and DeVos had any influence.’ He chuckles sheepishly and says the public schools in his area suck.

“So I give him a little shit and say, ‘Oh yeah, so you are all about open borders as long as those kids don't go to the same schools as your kids.’

AND THEN I SAY THE MAGIC WORDS:

"Fake American"

“And this guy that I knew and loved absolutely loses his shit on me. I am talking epic meltdown. I thought at one point he was literally going to attack me.

“I don't know what it is with the left and that label ‘fake.’ They really really hate it. I mean #fakenews is driving them f-ing insane.

“So I walked away from that conversation not really realizing I had stumbled onto something. I told my based wife and she laughed at his meltdown. Then, I told my cucked mother-in-law, who I also have a really good relationship with, and she got very upset over that term ‘fake.’ ‘You can't just throw that word around.’

“Huh? So this got me scratching my head. I don't watch CNN so maybe somehow they've poisoned the minds of the masses to believe that ‘fake’ is an evil word.

“So I started dropping the label ‘fake American’ every chance I got when I knew I was talking to a leftie, in a very casual sarcastic joking manner. And you know what? Sure as shit, each and every one of them had a strong visceral response - they were TRIGGERED!

“So I bring this information to this patriotic community because there is power in triggering cucks and I truly believe this ‘fake American’ label is the mother of all triggers.

I suggest you also start using it at every chance you get, every tweet, every text, every post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/5zovs7/holy_mother_of_mary_i_just_inadvertently/

Link at http://americandigest.org/