“UKRAINE—As Russian troops assemble at Ukraine’s border ahead of a possible land invasion, President Biden has taken swift action by deploying an elite seal team to evacuate his son Hunter’s money.
“’At my direction, military operatives infiltrated
a bank to evacuate my son’s stash of sweet, sweet Burisma cash before Russia
murdered everyone. I didn’t want to risk that money falling into the wrong
hands,’ said Biden in a statement to congress. ‘Unfortunately, we haven’t been
able to evacuate Americans from the country because I put all our resources on
this operation. But make no mistake, we will leave no dollar behind.’”
“The four-man squad was dropped into ally
territory by a Black Hawk helicopter outfitted for stealth missions. Once on
the ground, they covertly asked for directions to the nearest bank and shared
an Uber to make the 4-mile journey.
“Bank security footage depicts the squad calmly
entering the bank and asking for the manager. The squad then assembled in a
tiny cubicle to discuss closing the account. In the end, the soldiers
strategically left the building with a giant cargo net filled with millions of
U.S. dollars.”
But wait! There’s more!
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.