She hit him with an alligator head

and it’s not even in Florida.

“LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) - The former girlfriend of state Sen. Jeremy Hutchinson was charged Wednesday with third-degree domestic battery after allegedly hitting the Republican with a preserved alligator head during a dispute.”

http://www.fox16.com/news/local/story/Ark-senators-ex-girlfriend-accused-of-battery/YdvDiDD6FEWj_9m3HW7slQ.cspx

This is so messed up in so many ways other than the alligator head. If she had called him “alligator head …”

“You are nothing but an alligator head!!” and then hit him with one that just happened to be handy …

Domestic battery from an ex-girlfriend? How in the wide wide world of Arkansas law does an ex-girlfriend fit in the domestic category of assault?

She said he threw her onto a couch, “but investigators discounted that assertion. The report says McGee had ‘a swollen lip, scratches to her wrists and redness to her left arm,’ but notes ‘that the injuries to McGee were inconsistent with her statements and they did not appear to be contemporaneous with the current incident.’"

“contemporaneous with the current incident.” Is this really from a po-leece report? Some days I can’t even spell contemp … contim … “didn’t happen the way she said.”

The first comment is good. Alligator head control.