From Russia, with apologies

The kindergarten teacher was telling the children how lucky they were to live in Obama's America.

"In Obama's America, children are always happy. In Obama's America, all parents have jobs. In Obama's America, Obama protects us from everything bad."

Suddenly one little boy burst into tears. "What's wrong, Johnny?" asked the bewildered teacher.

"I want to go to Obama's America to live!" he wailed.

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After the fall of the Soviet Union and the introduction of genuine electoral politics to Russia, the city of Moscow, in order to save money, purchased used voting machines from the city of Chicago. When they held their first election for Mayor, Richard J. Daley won by a landslide.

http://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/old-soviet-jokes-become-the-new-american-reality-t10017.html