“Lieutenant-General Sir Adrian Paul Ghislain Carton de Wiart VC, KBE, CB, CMG, DSO (5 May 1880 – 5 June 1963), was a British Army officer of Belgian and Irish descent. He served in the Boer War, First World War, and Second World War; was shot in the face, head, stomach, ankle, leg, hip, and ear; survived a plane crash; tunneled out of a POW camp; and bit off his own fingers when a doctor refused to amputate them. He later said, ‘Frankly I had enjoyed the war.’"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrian_Carton_de_Wiart
Or: “If you go to Google right now and search 'Adrian Carton De Wiart' you will get less than 2,500 results, are you ******* kidding me? If you go to Google and search 'Cock and Ball Torture' you get 473,000 results, the Internet's priorities are just plain wrong.
“The guy is a ******* war hero, and he negotiated the surrender of Italy, and he told Mao Tse Tung to go **** himself (probably), why isn't his face printed on money? Why isn't his birthday a national holiday? If you've read all this so far then you've now got a valid reason to take a day off on May 5th.
http://www.cracked.com/funny-5702-adrian-carton-de-wiart/#ixzz2YthHWbCI
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