He sort of was a Marine. Sort of.

Here’s a guy bases his physical training business on his recovery from injuries from “a special operations training accident” that left him unable to walk in 2007.

OK. Except that he enlisted in the USMC for officer candidate training on March 14, 2008, reported for training on May 29, 2008, and dropped out July 4, 2008.

http://thisainthell.us/


(The first story at This Ain't Hell is about a real Marine who admitted urinating on several Taliban bodies. Lesson: If you actually go up against bad guys and kill them, you might wind up without a career, while some wuss fake gets offices and sometimes a bit of money. Real lesson: We know the good guys, the real guys.)