I think I’ll rob that gun store. I’ve got a baseball bat. Yeah, that’ll work.

As This Ain’t Hell puts it: Derrick Mosley is “about the dumbest criminal on the face of the earth …”

Link: http://thisainthell.us/

Story: http://www.katu.com/news/local/Guy-brings-a-baseball-bat-to-rob-a-gun-store-fails-miserably-217054401.html