No, there was no Ebola in Purdom, Texas, Zip Code 76678, but enough people showed (1) hurried ability to believe so; and (2) their stupids.
On Oct. 14, 2014, something called The National Report claimed “Texas Town Quarantined After Family of Five Test Positive for The Ebola Virus.” The report claimed, “The CDC wasted no time sealing off the rest of the town’s denizens, and has stopped all traffic from entering or exiting Purdon, TX. As of 10:00 Pm, Oct. 13th, the area has been surrounded with police and CDC officials. Communications with the locals seems to have been severed, and press is currently awaiting an official statement from local authorities.”
http://nationalreport.net/texas-town-quarantined-family-five-test-positive-ebola-virus/
From the comments section: “The military is everywhere. they are cordoning us off into different sections of the town. I think some people managed to escape. its not safe”
National Report appears to be a lesser known The Onion. Recent headlines include:
“Charles Manson In Critical Condition; Shot By Correctional Officer After Refusing Orders.”
“Muslin Fabric Warehouse Vandalized By Dyslexic Racists.”
“Obamas And Bushes To Appear On ‘Family Feud’ For Charity.”
http://nationalreport.net/
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