Adding to an Andy Griffith routine

Andy Griffith had a stand-up routine about going to a ballet. All I remember is this (paraphrased):

Now, one thing you have to remember in a ballet is, the men don’t like where the women are standing. No, no, they don’t, ‘cause they’re always picking up the women and moving them someplace else.

(I would add: And they never move the women in a straight line. Never. They’ll go sideways for a while and then take another angle, even move in circles like a cowboy in town on Saturday night. And sometimes, they’ll even hold the women waaay up in the air and look at ‘em, like they’re trying to make out if they’ve got the right one.)