Don’t take that DNA test to the bank just yet

From My Planet, My Rules

My “23 and Me” report was finally received this past weekend, and the GREATEST… THING… EVAH… happened, and it turns out my Sicilian ass is 2% African.

So now I not only get to play my “White Privilege Card,” I also now get to play the Race Card whenever I feel like it, and especially when it is unjustified.

Because Equality and Diversity.

And now that I’m a favored minority, I wish to take this opportunity to claim the proverbial mile that I am entitled to on the basis of this genetically=bestowed inch, and claim that I identify as a fucking unicorn…

My personal pronouns are “Huh?” and “WTF?”

I expect a job in the Biden administration any day now, not to mention a shitload of government checks.

http://myplanetmyrules.blogspot.com/2022/06/an-enforced-absence.html

(Don’t try to cash that sudden treasure. My DNA list got cut from about 14 to three, and then later was increased to four ethnicities. African was not one of the originals, but Italian was, but that was cut before I even got a chance to find a family don to ask for a well-paid job.)