Why did teacher give students test answers?
Well, “they’re dumb as hell.”
“Smith’s case was part of a larger investigation that implicated approximately 180 public school teachers …”
Read this paragraph and say with me: What?
“We are working around the clock to engage our partners and move our agenda forward," said Tisha Edwards, chief of staff for the (Baltimore) school system. "Every transaction has a business purpose in mind."
Oh, well, hell, that explains the almost $500,000 spent during the past year and a half on a $7,300 office retreat at a downtown hotel, $300-per-night stays at hotels, and a $1,000 dinner at an exclusive members-only club. Or, as a district official put it, “the cost of doing business.”
There are all kinds of numbers preceded by $, which without the vertical line stands for “Stupid.”