Wednesday, August 22, 2012

What I am doing is SO important

Fox News weatherperson Tuesday talking about the Republican convention in Tampa and “Tropical storm Isaac MIGHT IMPACT the convention!”

On and on and everything in ALL CAPS!! And every sentence and phrase exclamationed -- !!! voice.

Oh, the horror, the horror!

IF tropical storm Isaac becomes hurricane Isaac (!!) the RESULTING STORM (!!) could HAVE MAJOR IMPACT (!!) on the convention!

And there is THE POSSIBILITY of a STORM SURGE (!!) because THE HIGHEST POINT IN TAMPA (!!) is ONLY 30 FEET ABOVE SEA LEVEL (!!) and STORM SURGES (!!) could be EVEN HIGHER!!

This is UNBELIEVABLY DRAMATIC (!!) AND IMPORTANT!! If it were not UNBELIEVABLY DRAMATIC (!!) AND IMPORTANT!! I would not be doing the story, because everything I do is UNBELIEVABLY DRAMATIC (!!) AND IMPORTANT!!

Golly, I hope the storm goes somewhere else, because if Isaac takes on the Republican convention, we will hear nothing but UNBELIEVABLY DRAMATIC (!!) AND IMPORTANT!! Stories from people who could not get a job doing anything else, because life is not UNBELIEVABLY DRAMATIC!!

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