Here’s a guy, minding his own business, having a leisurely swim in the Delaware River, and a beaver “swam through his legs and bit him in the chest.”
Holy slaptail, Batman!
What’s a Scout leader to do?
“The animal then bit him in the leg, buttocks, arm, hand and torso before he managed to grab it and hold its jaw closed.
“One Boy Scout pulled Brousseau to shore, where he tossed the beaver away from him. The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.”
Oh. My. Goodness. Boy Scouts killed the beaver? Stoned it to death?
“A doctor confirmed the beaver had rabies …”
So … Be advised to watch out for rabid beaver. Do not let a beaver swim between your legs.
At least it didn’t go for the jewels.
Explain that. A beaver bit my ---- off.
Yeah, yeah. Not funny.
http://news.yahoo.com/rabid-beaver-attacks-ny-man-swimming-pa-river-115631669.html
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