Q: Why do University of Houston grads keep their diplomas on their dashboards? A: So they can park in handicap spaces.
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on the University of Houston campus? A: A visitor
Q: What does the average Texas Tech University student get on his SAT? A: Drool.
Q: Why did UT Austin disband its water polo team? A: All the horses drowned.
Q: Why did the UTEP grad cross the road? A: Better question: Why is he out of jail?
Q: What separates a good team from a great team? A: The Oklahoma-Texas border.
(That joke goes both ways … Like a lot of Sooners.)
Q: What do tornadoes and graduates from the University of Texas have in common? A: They both end up in trailer parks.