‘When you start to invade Poland but realize you’re already in Poland’

Police called about T-55 tank “rampaging down the main street” of Pajecnzo.

Driver was supposed to move the tank off and then onto the damaged trailer on which it was being transported.

Driver faces up to two years in jail for driving under the influence and “up to eight years for creating a dangerous situation.”

https://www.rt.com/news/461880-drunk-man-drives-tank-poland/

 (It happened in June, but what the heck, it's still a good story.)