Department of things that pop into my head

Standing in the foyer of the Community Center on a Naples, Texas, Watermelon Festival Saturday night, Country & Western band playing inside, I saw a man and a woman holding onto each other walk through the double doors from the dance floor just as a man by himself walked in from outside. The woman got a sudden “Oh, sh(oo)t!” look on her face. The man who walked in pointed at the woman and said to the woman’s companion, “Is that your wife?” That man let go of the woman and put his hands in the air and said, “She’s not my wife!” I decided outside needed me right then. Don’t know how the scene played out.