Comment from a piece at knuckledraggin

 … about a Florida man arrested for trying to smuggle drugs into jail, said drugs hidden in his artificial leg.

“That's almost as good of a wooden leg story as the one about my sister's ex husband back in the 1980s. 

“Jeff was a biker who lost his left leg below the knee in an accident and was known to be somewhat antisocial which he proved when a guy gave him a hard time about parking his Harley in a handicapped spot, even though Jeff had a handicapped tag on his bike. I guess the dude thought you had to have a wheelchair or something to park there, but he was ragging on Jeff about it and wouldn't shut up.

“Jeff took offense, walked over and knocked the guy out, then sat on him while he pulled his leg off, then commenced to beating him in the head with it. He ended up fucking the guy up pretty good until the cops showed up and wolf-packed him off, beating him with their clubs, this being the days before cops all had tasers.

“With all his priors and the fact he was still on parole, Jeff ended up doing 3 years in Old Folsom over it.”