Israeli Defence Force media announcement: We are now beginning a ground attack of Gaza.
News organizations: OMG! We must warn our peaceful Palestinian friends!
Peaceful Palestinian friends rush to hide/storage tunnels with more rockets and other weapons.
Israeli Defence Force: Haha,
haha, haha. There is no ground attack. We know the tunnels where the Peaceful
Palestinians stored rockets and such, and those are now being pulverized by our
jets and artillery and tanks. Thank you for your cooperation.
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