Cheese ads

You will have to go to Maggie’s Farm for the full effect --

Carry on my wayward bun

There’ll be quiche when you’re done

Lay your weary bread to rest

Don’t you fry no more.

Or, if you are more Eurymithical than Kansascal:

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

Who am I to diss a brie?

I cheddar the world and feta cheese

Everybody’s looking for stilton.