Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Cough, COVID, untested stuff works, or try ice cream

COVID Trials and Tribulations

By Sheila Stokes

Zellman Partisans

I read a statement from the CEO of Baskin Robbins. They have conducted an extensive 2 week test and it shows that mint chocolate chip ice cream will prevent the moronic variant. You won’t get it and you can’t spread it. To keep everyone safe every American is required to eat 1 scoop of mint chocolate chip ice cream weekly. It’s safe and effective.

 

Two weeks and millions of dollars later:

 

The CEO of Baskin Robbins has announced the addition of a midweek scoop is now required. Dr. Floaty said it was always planned to be a two scoop dosing.

 

Two weeks and millions of dollars later:

 

The CEO of Baskin Robbins has announced that due to the variants a booster scoop is now recommended. Dr Floaty announces two weeks later the booster is now required to be considered “fully dosed” and that they had always thought a booster scoop might be necessary.

 

A month later and millions of dollars and increased stock value:


The CEO of Baskin Robbins has announced that the people not eating their ice cream have caused a spread of the corona flu. To keep those who are eating the ice cream safe from those who aren’t eating the ice cream everyone will be forced to eat ice cream. And another scoop will now be required on Tuesdays.

 

It’s safe and effective.

 

Baskin Robbins denies any of the side effects of obesity and diabetes have any relationship to the ice cream mandate.


It’s safe and effective. 

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