‘The Germans, they’re all holding Pop Tarts!’

“You’re doomed, America. You’re done for. No society can survive this level of stupidity. The school counselor is available to meet with any students who are traumatized by hearing reports of some guy four grades below them who nibbles a Pop Tart into a gun-like shape. I’ve never subscribed to this whole greatest generation thing, you know. But you look at those guys, they weren’t much older than the kids from the school. A lot of them were like 17, 18 years old. And they’re storming out of these transport ships in the churning waters of the English Channel and the North Sea, and they’re landing on the beaches of Normandy. And their getting out of these, and they are storming up the beaches and they’re taking German gunfire and all the rest.

“Do you think if you raised people so that you make a school counselor available to them in case they’ve been traumatized by someone who was nibbled a Pop Tart into the shape of a gun — do you think if they’re ever called upon to get out those ships and the storm the beaches of Normandy, do you think they’re going to be up to that? ‘Oh no look, the Germans, they’re all holding Pop Tarts! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!’ No society can survive this level of stupidity. These small things are not small. They tell you a lot about the institutionalized stupidity of our institutions.” – Mark Steyn

http://dailycaller.com/2013/03/11/steyn-us-doomed-in-wake-of-pop-tart-gun-suspension-audio/

(My father often mentioned what he said was from Marx, that “Germany would arm itself out of existence, Britain would expand itself out of existence and the U.S. would spend itself out of existence.” The source does not matter, but there should be an addition: “The U.S. will spend itself out of existence at the same time it is pu$$ifying itself.”)
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