Saturday, September 3, 2016

Headline as quoted at Fark:

“Nearly half of British women cannot identify their vagina.”

Actual headline: “Nearly half of British women cannot identify the vagina.”

https://inews.co.uk/essentials/news/health/female-anatomy-identify-vagina-vulva-eve-appeal/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

With the Fark headline, I imagined someone placing a photo lineup on a table and saying, “Ms. Smyth-Harrington, would you please point to the photograph of your vagina?” and the so-named replying, “Well, aye jus doan’t knoaw. I mean, they all look alike, dinit?”

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