One of these days will come a clap of thunder

Windows shake in houses and offices. Doors rattle. The sound of the thunder will be the loudest sound ever heard. Animals will flee deeper into the forest, into the grassland, deeper into their burrows. Voices filled with fear will ask, "What was that?"

And a voice will come from a dark cloud. "Do I have your attention now?"

My wife just said, "Wow."

"What?" I said.

"These two people are both trans and they are getting married."

The program is Say Yes to the Dress.

My wife said, "They are both men who say they are women, and they are getting married."

That took a little bending of my mind, (2) the idea two men believe they are women; and (2) they are getting married as women.

Thunder, thunder, thunder.