FDA Recommends Pouring All
Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Beverages Down Drain Immediately**
Lego Introduces New Sharper
Bricks That Instantly Kill You When You Step On Them
Residents of Florida Urged To
Evacuate, Not Because Of Hurricane But Just Because It’s Florida
More real news at babylonbee.com
**Gets all the votes I can
stuff in a voting box, because I was on the verge of threatening to disguise
myself as a scarecrow and destroy every pumpkin patch in the county. Pumpkin
spice flavor is the same as almond milk or walnut milk and all those other
estrogen-laced soy things.
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