The Babylon Bee
WASHINGTON, D.C.—The American state department
has come up with an ingenious plan to solve China's democratic protest problems
and make our nation great again in one fell swoop.
Through some great negotiating on the part of
Donald Trump, we've struck a deal to trade all of our country's Communists for
Hong Kong's democratic protesters.
After the deal was made, the military began
rounding up the Communists---who didn't complain, as they're all for an
authoritarian state---and putting them in cargo planes. They were then flown
across the Pacific Ocean and dropped off in Hong Kong before the democratic
protesters in China were loaded up into the now-empty planes and flown back to
America.
"This is the best deal,
maybe ever," said Trump. "We'll get rid of some wackos on the left,
my buddy Xi will be happy with his new commie followers, and we'll gain some
great new citizens who will be really appreciative to me and never complain
about anything. Greatest deal in the history of deals."
The president started to
rethink his decision when the democratic protesters began to criticize his
anti-Second Amendment views, and he quickly tried to put them under a "Red
Flag" provision.
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