As we were leaving Waffle House in Texarkana a few days ago, my wife said, “They have a sign that says you should reserve a table now for Valentine’s Day dinner.” Not really, said I. “Oh, yes,” she said. “A candlelight dinner for that special sweetheart.” At Waffle House. She said, “That’s what the sign said.”
Nothing says "I love you" like a patty melt on Texas toast.